/\ Yep, something like that.
Here's a good grim car/ building combo
1991 Ford Granada Ghia by barrogance, on Flickr
Battered Honda* in Sainsbury's car park
1982 Triumph Acclaim HL by barrogance, on Flickr
Flat-capped giffer chauffeuring a gifferess in a horrible old Skud. Where have these all vanished to?
1992 Skoda Favorit by barrogance, on Flickr
Early-ish Micra NOT SWALLOWTAIL SUNNY CHERRY
1986 Nissan Micra Collette by barrogance, on Flickr
Apparently a really rare colour for these
Ford Capri Mk3 by barrogance, on Flickr
horrid
1986 Ford Escort Cabrio by barrogance, on Flickr
mouldy
Morris Minor 1000 by barrogance, on Flickr
Any BMC cocktail puns will be greatly appreciated, obviously
BMC LD by barrogance, on Flickr
I thought these would be totally extinct by now. Note scared child.
1987 Nissan Sunny van by barrogance, on Flickr
Pair of lovely Jags on my drive to work. They have E-types and stuff here too but these are much cooler
1977 Jaguar XJ-S by barrogance, on Flickr
1976 Jaguar XJ-S by barrogance, on Flickr
I wonder if there are any of these on the road in the UK? I'm guessing not by the level of rot on this example
1980 Datsun E20 camper by barrogance, on Flickr
Parts donor
1969 Triumph Herald 1200 by barrogance, on Flickr
This turned up by pure chance at the pub we visited in the 1916 Cadillac/ Citroen Ami 6 convoy
1931 Austin Seven by barrogance, on Flickr
I went to look at a ropey Peugeot 205 for somebody on Brown last weekend, which gave me the opportunity to drive around some bits of Sussex I normally have no reason to visit looking for tat.
1965 Austin Cambridge by barrogance, on Flickr
1987 Fiat Regatta by barrogance, on Flickr
Moritz!
1984 Austin Metro Moritz by barrogance, on Flickr
unbelievable early Mk2 Golf was showroom fresh
1985 VW Golf 1.3 GL by barrogance, on Flickr
One small cul-de-sac was full of old grot, there was this, an early Honda Acty truck, a 1980s Lotus...
1990 Trabant 601 Universal by barrogance, on Flickr
...and this mother, which might be the best thing I've ever spotted
1978 Morris Marina 1.3 by barrogance, on Flickr
1978 Morris Marina 1.3 by barrogance, on Flickr
This was a proper old bus, covered in dirt and crammed with shite inside. This is how they used to look when I was a kid
1964 Rover P4 by barrogance, on Flickr
Finally, I know nothing about 'bikes but this lovely thing was in totally original Oily Rag condition, driven by an old boy with a similarly patina'd open-face helmet and parked at the Bluebell railway. brill.
1962 Royal Enfield 250 by barrogance, on Flickr