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Down at the Depot

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Down at the Depot

Postby Hirst » Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:41 pm

Here's a round-up of fleet goings on, for those bored enough to look at this thread and not quickly hit backspace. I don't know if I did one like this before but this one will be better if I did, alright? Chill out man.

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Here's a Mazda 323, the 1985-89 FWD generation. It's the 1.3 OHC 8-Valve and being the early type it's carried over from the previous generation (though with some tweaks). The main difference is that it's chain-driven instead of belt like the later ones, but it also has an incredibly weird high-pitched "woooh" engine note the later car doesn't. I'll do a video at some point.

Anyway, a lovely car, just needed some minor bits of paint. After some initial difficulties in getting the paint match due to being fussy, the fuel cap was taken to the paint supplier who got it perfect! Excellent, I'll just do that next time. The paint and lacquer was applied by somebody much more competent with a paint gun than me, but helpfully the buffer had broken so a few hours of hand-polishing was required, which was ANNOYING but it looks smart now so whatever I guess. To celebrate, I parked it on some muddy ground and took a photo.

Oh yeah, the steels got done as well. Smart eh? Took a while to get the right paint on there amazingly - I know from experience that most paint stands within the area only bother stocking the "alloy" wheel paint which is annoying because it is far too shiny and a weird slightly blue hue. Luckily I found probably the one paint stand in Kirklees which bothered to sell the rare "steel" type and got them all prepped up, popped the centre caps off, masked them all, etc. Masking wheels with tyres on them is the most annoying masking of all, still they're done now.

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To break up this post, here's a tasteful "stick every single available accessory on" shot from the original Mazda catalogue. But I'm not planning on any mods (though I would like the extra spotlamp grille if it turned up cheap maybe), just continuing to drive around for a bit enjoying the weird engine note and removing the pull-out cassette deck Macgruber-style: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivDkluAdvts

Also ordered a new relay to replace one which was a bit intermittent, which Mazda still kindly stocked, though I had to order it from a very polite but strangely disorganised dealer who does mail order to prevent me having to go to the local one and run the gauntlet of salesmen in George at Asda suits to get to the parts desk. And replaced the battery which had been ill for some time, always painful to see one finally go (when you know it's a funny size and you can't just pull one off another car). Anyway, it'll probably continue to see occasional use through the winter.

So what else?

Well, people who have seen my Facebook and not closed the window and gone "ugh" might have seen this little number.

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The fabled Escort 1.3 Popular Plus with super-smooth refined Kent-HCS OHV. This has been stopped and started for quite some time now, to the point where I don't even remember when it turned up. It's pretty damn clean and solid which is a plus on these, low mileage too (something like 54K, only two long-term owners prior). However the previous lady owner managed to knacker the engine up somehow via what can only be guessed as a combination of short trips, the carb set way too lean, probably not checking the water level (it had a pinhole leak in the expansion tank). What initially looked like "it's a bit slow, probably just needs a good service" turned into ""a few valves, plus a piston". Well done!

A replacement engine was initially considered, but they all look liked oily old heaps on pallets whereas this one was quiet as a mouse (in the context of it being a Kent). Even with a relatively cheap mechanic and rock-bottom Ford parts prices, it was a daft decision to rebuild it really, but then with other replacements on the market being old, oily and near-definitely clattery as hell - why not eh? However, on listening to it crack up after the rebuild I knew I'd made the right decision. Yeah, money's just for spending.

If I was a more clever man it would have probably gone in for an MOT at that point, but for some reason it didn't (I think I was spending close to £300/month on petrol at the time to work in the middle of nowhere so probably that). It was only really when I was showing scat-botherer Reallyloud around a few of the motors that I thought "oh yeah, probably should book an MOT on that". So more-or-less next week I went and got a non-dead flat post battery and booked it in for a test, where it failed but only really on a few fairly obvious items - missing headlight glass, dried-up wipers, a few bulbs, a little patch on the underside of a sill. Several days later it had the golden ticket (or rather the stupid plain white ones they do now). Smashing!

A bit of localised cosmetic attention to the "Radiant Red" was required, some replacement pinstriping (first attempt now removed as I'd done it a bit wobbly, but I think I've got the technique down now), and mostly just some general polishing due to being stored around for a while. Pleasingly even at its worst it didn't go very pink though, just a slightly less vibrant red. Also you'd think I wouldn't have to do any awkward steel wheel painting due to the full-face trims and you'd be right - due to a previous owner inexplicably trying to repaint the trims and making an enormous cock-up of it, they were repainted properly which took more man hours than I'd like to admit. Never again, then again it saved me £15 to buy some more I guess.

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Beautiful. No fancy alloy wheels, thanks. Next up is getting the radio serial code for the cassette-less Ford "Sound 2001" of misery which sadly was not written down anywhere. Luckily the technology exists nowadays to decode such sophisticated units without main dealer intervention. With all the servicing being done I've been taking it out on gradually longer trips, as with these cars which have gone out of circulation a bit, it seems to drive better each time. It could probably do with a new thermostat and there's a mild blow coming from the back box which doesn't worry me as a brand-new replacement costs £19 (!). Maddening, they might as well not bother.

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Finally, this has got a test coming shortly so we'll see if any Christmas miracles are due with regards to that. Fingers crossed.
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Re: Down at the Depot

Postby I.K.Brunel » Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:14 am

Enjoyable reportage, DH.

I am particularly pleased at your reinvigoration of the Escort's powerplant. A quiet one is almost unheard of (no pun intended).

What is happening with the rest of your 'stuff'?
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Re: Down at the Depot

Postby Hirst » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:54 pm

Yeah, even with a blowing exhaust that Escort is still quiet. Admittedly you still know it's a Kent, but it's more of a consistent sewing machine "tuk-tuk-tuk" you get when they're fairly new rather than the "violently stirring a spoon around a box of assorted nuts/bolts" you get when they've cracked 100K or missed a few services. In all honesty it even goes pretty well, which I didn't really expect - up to 40mph it doesn't really feel much slower than the 1.6 I previously used (after that, the 1.6 would easily take it, to be fair). Here it is for posterity.

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I miss that car, note the better headrests, colour-pigmented bumpers and sunroof - GL spec. I love the subtle pecking order with old Fords, Popular Plus is only one off the base (Popular) and I think even then the only things you gain are full hubcaps and a snazzy pinstripe. The GL had a digital clock, rev counter, proper cassette deck with speaker controls. Now I just have blanking plates all over the shop like a pauper.

The rest of the stuff is starting to line up in the queue as we speak, less excuse for a winter lull now I've got the opportunity to work indoors sometimes, I suspect the next "oldie" will be this character:

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Cherry 1.0, late type with the OHC engine, 3-door hatchback. More of a tidying-up job than anything else, it drives superb. No matter how long it's been - stick a battery on, pull the choke out, turn the key and it's away. Will benefit from new front wings (properly rust treated this time) and some other general improvements.
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Re: Down at the Depot

Postby I.K.Brunel » Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:35 pm

Now, I didn't even know you had a Cherry!

How miserable /abysmal is it to drive I wonder?
I would like to think something like that could slot into our lives quite easily - frugal for the domestic pottering about, old enough to be Quite Interesting, but without being dismally unreliable ( see our current small car chod)
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Postby Hirst » Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:14 pm

It's actually more fun than you'd expect in that "old small car" way, since it really is just 1970s-technology car with a slightly better engine. Not very fast but quite revvy, skinny tyres and loads of feedback from the thin-rimmed wheel.
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Postby Hirst » Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:48 am

So, I launched the 156 into the MOT joint. Usually I'd have to the day off for MOT-related matters so I can do any running about for parts or whatever myself, but I can't get leave off work for months so I had to drop it in after work on Thursday night and take away the Escort as a courtesy car until the weekend. Luckily it turned out not to need anything other than a bit of tinkering with the lights, a blocked washer jet and a CV boot.

In the meantime though, it was Escort shakedown time. First it was time for a petrol station service. It was a bit dusty from being inside, so I blasted it with the jet wash to make it look smarter - it's one of those "insert coins for time" ones which are my favourite as I can rush around like a maniac to ensure I only use the minimum vend of £1 (60 seconds). Also one of the tyres looked a bit soft and there's a tyre inflator, I didn't know the pressures off the top of my head and Ford decided not to bother with a sticker by the looks of it so I pumped them all up to the best guess of 30psi all round. It drove home fine doing nothing unexpected other than the fan belt giving me a nudge about requiring some adjustment and the aforementioned thermostat issue leaving the temp gauge near the bottom.

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Using an old car after a modern one (or vice versa) can be quite strange for the first few minutes whilst you readjust. You'd think the main thing would be power, but in reality the immediate difference you notice from the 156 to the Escort is the extra turn you're having to put on the steering all the time - the 156 obviously has power steering, but the rack only has 2.5 turns lock-to-lock, versus 3.7 with the Escort. As always though, it only really takes a few minutes to pick it up again. The other annoyance is having to contend with carrying a cumbersome Disklok around all the time, but that's crime-infested West Yorkshire for you.



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Postby Vulgalour » Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:05 pm

This is all good stuff. Nice to see Escorts kept as Ford intended, they look good for it.
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Re: Down at the Depot

Postby Spottedlaurel » Sat Dec 21, 2013 9:16 am

Hey, the Cherry's a new one to me as well! It'll have the ludicrously blue colour-coded interior I reckon? Never driven one of the later OHC-engined models, you get a rear wiper IIRC? I'd imagine it to be smoother and quieter than the 3dr I had with the old OHV engine and insane transfer gear whine (made it sound like a spaceship, or a milkfloat).

As previously noted, I was pleasantly surprised by the Escort 1.6GL I looked at buying a few years ago, and I don't recall my sister's 1.3 Bonus she had in the '90s being too grim.
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Re: Down at the Depot

Postby Hirst » Sat Dec 21, 2013 11:08 am

I guess it's more of a joint project than my car and there's not been a great deal of progress other than buying stuff, so I've never really felt the need to post it. Though I suspect I'll end up running it to work and what-not. It does have the ludicrously blue interior (including slightly blue-tint windows!) and a rear wiper. From what I've driven, it is pretty smooth and quiet, if notably old-fashioned compared to something like the 323.

Other than always being a 3-door and the creamy white trims, the Escort Bonus looks to be a similar spec to the Popular Plus. The seats look the same albeit different fabric.
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Re: Down at the Depot

Postby Hirst » Mon Dec 23, 2013 9:39 pm

Now it looks smart, I like to swap into the 323 when I can. I replaced the fan relay on it the other day, as it had a fault where the fan would run intermittently when it was meant to come on, i.e. it would come on when it was supposed to, but it would stop-start constantly/randomly. Whilst it wasn't causing a problem as such as it would come on enough to keep the temperature from going above the halfway point, it was a tad annoying. Mazda also opted for a non-failsafe system, so the relay dies (no doubt in standstill traffic) and there's no fan at all. I got a replacement relay a while ago from Mazda (of all places), but just hadn't got round to sorting it, so the other day I took the 30 seconds out of my day to swap it off and it works lovely now. After that I did a few general winter checks, gave it a wash and refilled the windscreen washer fluid (99p for 5 litres of post-mix!). I then parked it up ready for work.

Subsequently, here I am at the office on a very murky drizzly day.

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And here I am driving home from work after said murky drizzly day.

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I do enjoy driving it around the multi-storey, which is a good job as I'm on the 6th floor of the damn place.
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