Seth, perhaps so. Could it be that the SPC has had so many owners and donor parts that it's become sentient and self aware? If that is the case, then it is, indeed, an old woman, so I should probably prepare myself for an awful lot of complaining......
Anyway, the SPC will run again one day, when I have a spare 5 minutes. In the mean time..... jobs on the list:
Wheels - Something of an appropriate offset. Mondeo ET40 wheels look fine from the side but the front profile looks comical. Peugeot offset is the cheap way forward. ET15 will fill up those big, daft arches nicely I feel.
Bodywork - Time has taken its toll on the exterior. No amount of polish or even a greased elbow will make this look like a super car. Satin black is my answer. Yes, done to death but I want tidy and cheap. A mate of mine has a vinyl cutter so perhaps some tasteful graphics would make it less stealth bomber like?
Rust - THe SPC is plastic, she has not rustificated. The chassis is made from ocean liner so it crusty but solid. Time to clean and hammerite. Susupension also needs this treatment. Every fixing on the car looks like it's been stored in a river. They shall be replaced.... eventually.
Engine - A throttle bodied 2.0 Zetec sits in my workshop, albeit in a mk3 Cortina currently. The cortina is crusty though, the SPC mostly isn't. I feel a swap coming on....
Interior. I'm going to leave it alone, except to clean and repair.