The book was knackered and the words were boring, so I scanned the pictures... words are wholly inaccurate representation of the original text.
choo choo by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
These cars are going on a train. Maybe they are visiting the sea-side. Or taking a trip to a museum. Everyone likes going on a train.
fucking french by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
These cars are French. Therefore they are stylish, but untrustworthy.
planning the getaway by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
These men work for successful motor transport company HIRST CO.
drive thru by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
The man in the car would like to order chicken and fries and a fizzy drink.
japan by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
Here is a car being fitted with 'JDM', which will ensure that it is both TYTE and Y0.
wolfsburg by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
These cars are being fitted with a secret ingredient that will make them 'much better' than all other cars, despite being ostensibly exactly the same.
blake 7 by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
Here are some Fords. They are not RWD therefore of no interest to meat-headed Stella Artois consumers. YKT.
open the pod bay doors HAL by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
This might be some sort of giant shape-sorter. I am not sure.
cortina taxi gas by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
Here one of the HIRST CABS is being refilled with cheap-ass fuel.
GM concept by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
Here is a corvette. Oh. No, it's a Carlton. Wait... No.. It's....?
americans by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
Here are some Americans queuing up to get some fuel. Let's hope no-one crashes into the back of the line.
70's ipod by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
Whatever this guy is doing, it looks enjoyable.
chilly granada by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
If you live in Scotland, this is what your car will look like, every single morning.
violet by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
Fine-tuning the JDM content, he adjusts the OMGometer.
caught in the act by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
This man is thinking about that thing that Seth was thinking about.
alternative fuels by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
Here a Citroen is demonstrated to the character 'Teen wolf'
enfield electric by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
Ideal for conversion to drag racer.
cock blocked by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
This man has been looking at boring old car internet forums on his work computer during office hours. The lady is from HR. She is carrying out a disciplinary,
pussy finger by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
This man will not have a disciplinary. He will be instantly dismissed for gross misconduct.
hai karate by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
These men are drifters. They are discussing whether to use an RB28DETT or a 1FJZE.
reliable renault by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
This man appears to have a thankless task.
CCF16042011_00039 by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
This lady is about to get a 'spitroast'
unlucky by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
This lady is less into group activity.
shovit by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
Here's a Chevette, being molested by a japanese tentacle monster.
bukkake by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
These men have gathered in a clearing in some woodland. Nothing suspicious about that.
a better class of sideburn by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
Here's a car doctor. He is making this car better.
grumpy by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
This man basically needs to cheer the fuck up.
prat a into hole b FILE A THING SMOOTH by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
This man is fitting the side-window-wiper to this fearsome RWD drift machine.
dropped a quid by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
Here is unfunny comedian Jared Christmas. He's had to get a proper job because he is shit. And unfunny.
milling by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
And here's Kenneth Branagh doing some proper work in between dull merchant ivory films.
hillman hunter by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
These cars are being modified so they can be dangerously low.
dinitrol by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
This man is applying rust inhibitor. It won't work.
jazz funk by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
massive pc by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
This is basically a scene from the Fast Show with some rubbish computer props, and Charlie Higson.
rollover by SherpaVanFan, on Flickr
This car is going in a crash, while some people watch. They are calley 'voyeurs'.
When a car goes in a crash it is done. Like this post. FIN.
