ScatFront by
scaryoldcortina, on Flickr
Scat-Trumps. I found this less than high quality knockoff Top Trump game earlier today, and as I'm off sick and bored silly I scanned them all, then decided to edit the (rather boring) statistics in an attempt to make the game more fun*
ScatTrumpsRules by
scaryoldcortina, on Flickr
The only change I've made to the "rules" is that first, you are allowed to lie, so if your opponent doesn't ask for your card to verify what you said, that's his lookout, and second if a player wishes to use the "supertramp" card he must stand up and sing "Dreamer" as loudly as possible or it doesn't count.
All statistics on the cards are true* and stolen from the internet as recently as this afternoon. MPG is derived from engine size and acceleration (not accurate) and "Scat Factor" is a mysterious quantity intended to express how joyless owning and driving this particular car might be. Higher numbers = more grim. Cars made of plastic have a penalty applied to their weighbridge price.
I recommend for the best playing experience to print off each set of four, then carefully (with an adult's help) cut out the cards. DO NOT try to cut them out of your iPad with a stanley knife. If you do, I won't buy you a new one, and will probably laugh.
POSH
ScatTrumpsA by
scaryoldcortina, on Flickr
PLUSH
ScatTrumpsB by
scaryoldcortina, on Flickr
POINTY
ScatTrumpsC by
scaryoldcortina, on Flickr
POINTLESS
ScatTrumpsD by
scaryoldcortina, on Flickr
BLAND
ScatTrumpsE by
scaryoldcortina, on Flickr
UGGERS
ScatTrumpsF by
scaryoldcortina, on Flickr
GRIM
ScatTrumpsG by
scaryoldcortina, on Flickr
SUNDRY GRIM, POINTY AND UGGERS
ScatTrumpsH by
scaryoldcortina, on Flickr
Enjoy*